Keeping Fit In Retirement

This good bit of fun is from "GOC," whomever he may be, via "Danny" and then our very own Country Bumpkin, who needs no introduction to regular Kiko's House visitors:

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. (I blog, workout, ogle babes at the mall, and have fun with my trolls.)

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires.

So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first one. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner but this one had an "Elect John Kerry" bumper sticker on it.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age.